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rubbing a smooth long cock up and down and all over, usually using some type of lubricant and usually while looking at chicks getting fucked. after jacking off, you cum all over your own hand.
i love jacking off and then coming in your mothers mouth
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A pornographic magazine used to aid with beefing it.
Thomas had a closet full of jack mags until his mom found them and grounded him for it.
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1) When an angry mother orders her son (named Jack) off a ride outside Tesco.
2) To masturbate.
1) "Get off the Postman Pat ride, you've been on long enough... JACK, OFF!"
2) "Dude, I am going to jack off."
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1. The British flag.
2. Another name for masturbating(jacking off) in a group, such as in a circle jerk.
After helping to win the Revolutionary War, the 5 gay American soldiers celebrated by having a union jack on the Union Jack.
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A term used to describe those with undenyable stupidity in everyday situations.
"hey, isn't Barcelona a country...?"
"NO, you damn JACK-MONKEY!!"
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The female version of tea bagging.
What is it called when a girl tea bags someone? It's called flap jacking!
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it's burger king but for some reason we in Australia don't have burger king, we have a sub company called hungry jacks!?!? also known as hj's. foods pretty good though
americans think they are superior to us so they give their products to us andgive them different names in a futile attempt to make us think these products are australian
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