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Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard, otherwise knows as Wisi (pronounced Wizzy), is the most powerful wizard in all the lands. He controls to oceans of cheese flowing through the world. He controls the moon (made of cheese), he even controls the universe itself. If he is ever released from his eternal prison, the universe as we know it will be destroyed, and so will all of the multiverses.
Guardian 1: "If Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard is released, we're gonna get fired"
Guardian 2: "Yep."
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Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard
A magical ability possesed only by chosen band directors. Kunzle Magic is the ability to foretell what time the band will get back to school from football games or festivals. It is almost always extremely accurate and, if the user is gifted enough, can sometimes predict the time of arrival before the band even goes to the event. It is a blessing to be in a band which has a band director gifted with Kunzle Magic.
Example 1:
Kid on band bus: We're getting close to school, whats the Kunzle Magic say?
Other Band Kid: 6:52, only three minutes from now!
take a double measure of port in a pint glass; pour in a bottle of blue WKD; top up to the pint with lemonade.
Looks like Vimto, tastes like Vimto, lands on your nervous system like an ounce of morphine.
"magic vimto, anyone?"
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Token-operated "peep" shows. The show ranges from mild to wild, based on the "dancer" and customer requests / tips.
In today's world, it is (was?) an old-school version of Chaturbate. But you had to go to the building, buy tokens, etc.
I saw a really hot chick shove a ______ in her ______ at the Magic Window the other night. It cost me $30, but was worth it!
Calculated seductive moves mixed with an unseen force some woman posess to make men lose all common sense and give into her evil ways.
I kept telling her i didnt want a relationship, yet she kept on trying her whore magic on me. Im better than that voodoo sorcery
Using a mixture of both fecal matter and semen as lubricant for a sexual purpose.
Me and tina ran out of lube, so we just made some Mocha Magic and continued going at it.