Meat Raffle

Another term for saying "sausage fest"

Bunch of males partying down and getting hammered at the same time in the same place. AKA the Meat Raffle

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Meat Muffins

Formerly a miniaturized iteration of a meat loaf; now used to replace most swear words in exclamations around polite and impolite company.

Holy meat muffins! Did you see how close I came to hitting that stupid pedestrian walking across the damn street?

Shut your filthy meat muffins! You did not go home with that guy last night?

My dad called and told me and mom that his girlfriend going to have another baby, What the meat muffins!

*Can also be used as Son of a meat muffin! Or Sweet baby meat muffins!

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bear meat

Used to describe a girl who is thicker than most but not disgustingly fat. Typically has a decent belly, thick thighs, large ass etc. Often found in a pack of skinnier girls to enhance their features to the rest of male population.

Friend: You think Olivia is hot?
Me : Yeah I'm all about that bear meat.

Me: Yo I'm going out with Olivia tonight.
Friend : Really, I didn't know you liked that bear meat.

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meat stroke

To eat so much meat, sausage, or bbq that you start to sweat, feel hot and then finally pass out.

Matt ate so much bbq that he got all sweaty, went home and passed out for 2 hours till his meat stroke wore off.

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Meat Santa

A butcher; especially in the month of December.

{Butcher}: Here's your prime rib, all wrapped up real nice.
{Customer}: Thank you, and have a merry Christmas, Meat Santa!

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MEAT BLAP

The art of meat blapping is when one pulls out his man unit and slaps another individual across the face with it, aka meat blapping.

Matt meat blapped Katie while she was passed out.

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Meat Parade

Just a parade of female meats. Booty and titties.

Look at this squad of females, just a meat parade.

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