without having though it through comme du monde, going on unplanned, retargerous, harebrained adventures
i don't want my kids travelling 'round the world like pirates and gypsies; i want them to grow up pragmatic and rational people.
A pirate from SpongeBoB who is shown in the gif below. He wears an eyepatch and speaks with a slight lateral lisp. I know him by his shy and ecstatic attitude.
*Patchy the Pirate has a lisp. You can hear it too if you listen very closely.
The ability to be smashed (drunk) every time you drink alcohol.
Shawn Walton has such amazing pirateability, he can't even remember whether or not i played and beat him at Madden '08.
A person, most likely a woman, who battles the sun with sunscreen and a massive wide brimmed hat.
Oh my Gosh, I'm married to a Sun Pirate. She won't go outside without her pirate regalia
Someone who only goes down on a woman during their period
Heard Andy went down on his girlfriend last night when she's on her period?
Ah it's fine mate, he's a period pirate
A Dirty Pirate is a mixed shot, Made with half Captain Morgan spice rum half banana liqueur.
Creator : Christian Howard-Harris
When you cum in your girl's eye and kick her in the shin so she starts hobbling around saying "Aaarrrr"
I gave my girl a dirty pirate last night, so she if kinda pissed today and not talking to me