Taking the Train to Perry

When your life is a bender.

It sucks cleaning up after taking the train to Perry like that.

taking a number 81

When you use the urinal right next to someone and you start up a conversation

Tom and I were taking a number 81 today in the men's room

Take him in the nuts

"To extend ones lower extremity into another's ball sack, preferably with foot"-

Boy I'd like to take to take him in the nuts

take a knee

To throw up due to the over consuption of alcohol.

Dude, he got really drunk and took a knee.

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take her soul

to have anal sex with a girl

"My girlfriend asked me not to stick it in her butt, but I'm definitely going to take her soul tonight"

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take a real one

function: verb

1. To 'take a real one' is to have a bowel movement that is particularly forceful or emotionally necessary. The feelings that accompany 'taking a real one' are typically frustration, surprise, and/or anger. To 'take a real one' is to figuratively unload a pile of feces onto a situation which bears no other possible reaction. 'Taking a real one' also implies that you can't even mentally just imagine crapping on something, you are are so annoyed that it is literally forcing a big load of pants-pudding from your agitated lower intestine.

1. I can't deal with this any more. I'm going to go take a real one.

2. Oh for the love of Pete! I just lost my entire thesis. Thanks a lot Microsoft Word! This makes me want to take a real one.

3. For the entire movie, all I could think about was taking a real one.

4. I'd prefer to take a real one rather than stay at this bar for another second.

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take his picture

To shot someone. Not necessarily leading to death.

Yo i got some problems i need you to take this mans picture.

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