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porn pregame

When you look up pornography with the intent of pleasuring yourself to it later that day.

I got bored before my last lecture so I decided that some porn pregame was in order.

by FadedTemplar April 22, 2017


midget porn

when someone finds out something they're not suppose to.

me and bryan found some midget porn on liza's computer.

by liza liza liza May 30, 2005

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k porn

kiddie porn, pornography using children, usually under the age of 16.

stop looking at k porn, that shits illegal!p

by ATLM March 25, 2008

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Virtual Porn

3D-rendering of computer generated porn featuring young nude girls in a "toon" virtual realistic format, naked or having sex. Similar to Anime, virtual porn, aka V-Porn, 3D-rendered computer generated graphics depict sexual situations using 3D-rendered computer images of naked girls having sex.

I can't believe how lifelike virtual porn is compared to the real thing!

by Elisa-LTG August 10, 2008

7πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


amish porn

A non-sexual picture of a woman with legs exposed above the knee.

Prude: "This picture is inappropriate!"

Reasonable person: "Yeah honey, no more posting amish porn ;)"

by L1ght May 31, 2014

7πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


emoji porn

πŸ”ž You must be at least 18 years or older to continue reading.

Enjoy!

πŸ§”πŸ»: So what made you decide to do porn

πŸ‘±πŸ» ♀️ : Well, I’m horny as fuck for one thing. When I was in high school, I was considered a huge slut!
πŸ§”πŸ»: Really? I’m not surprised
πŸ‘±πŸ» ♀️: Yeah! I just loved deepthroating different guys, and I’d often find virgins so then they could experience how great sex is
πŸ§”πŸ»: Alright, let’s do this
(Both people strip naked)

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πŸ§”πŸ»: Dear god this feels good!
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πŸ§”πŸ»: Oh yeah! Suck this real nibba dick!
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πŸ‘±πŸ» ♀️: AHHH FUCK ME NIBBA! DRIVE YOUR HARD COCK STRAIGHT INTO MY PUSSY!
πŸ§”πŸ»: Uhhh who’s your real nibba. Huh who’s smashing your pussy up?
πŸ‘±πŸ» ♀️: YOU NIBBA NOW FILL ME UP WITH YOUR HOT MANLY CUM!!!
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πŸ§”πŸ»: Welp, I hope you got health insurance
πŸ‘±πŸ» ♀️: Oh don’t worry about it! I’ve already gotten preggers 8 times. I can just get an abortion.
πŸ§”πŸ»: WAIT WHAT!
(The end of the emoji porn)

by Dubiks May 9, 2019

7πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Wellsian Porn

Wellsian porn, or pornography, is material that provides sexual arousal to someone obsessed with the military and related fields. The name comes from its main user, Wells.

Wellsian pornography typically consists of things such as the HBO mini-series Band of Brothers, Soldier of Fortune Magazine, and popular country songs like Toby Keith's American Soldier.

Oh man, who left this Wellsian Porn around... watch where you sit, it might be wet.

by sling pigeon September 12, 2009

7πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž