When you look up pornography with the intent of pleasuring yourself to it later that day.
I got bored before my last lecture so I decided that some porn pregame was in order.
when someone finds out something they're not suppose to.
me and bryan found some midget porn on liza's computer.
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kiddie porn, pornography using children, usually under the age of 16.
stop looking at k porn, that shits illegal!p
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3D-rendering of computer generated porn featuring young nude girls in a "toon" virtual realistic format, naked or having sex. Similar to Anime, virtual porn, aka V-Porn, 3D-rendered computer generated graphics depict sexual situations using 3D-rendered computer images of naked girls having sex.
I can't believe how lifelike virtual porn is compared to the real thing!
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A non-sexual picture of a woman with legs exposed above the knee.
Prude: "This picture is inappropriate!"
Reasonable person: "Yeah honey, no more posting amish porn ;)"
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π You must be at least 18 years or older to continue reading.
Enjoy!
π§π»: So what made you decide to do porn
π±π» βοΈ : Well, Iβm horny as fuck for one thing. When I was in high school, I was considered a huge slut!
π§π»: Really? Iβm not surprised
π±π» βοΈ: Yeah! I just loved deepthroating different guys, and Iβd often find virgins so then they could experience how great sex is
π§π»: Alright, letβs do this
(Both people strip naked)
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π§π»: Dear god this feels good!
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π§π»: Oh yeah! Suck this real nibba dick!
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π±π» βοΈ: AHHH FUCK ME NIBBA! DRIVE YOUR HARD COCK STRAIGHT INTO MY PUSSY!
π§π»: Uhhh whoβs your real nibba. Huh whoβs smashing your pussy up?
π±π» βοΈ: YOU NIBBA NOW FILL ME UP WITH YOUR HOT MANLY CUM!!!
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π§π»: Welp, I hope you got health insurance
π±π» βοΈ: Oh donβt worry about it! Iβve already gotten preggers 8 times. I can just get an abortion.
π§π»: WAIT WHAT!
(The end of the emoji porn)
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Wellsian porn, or pornography, is material that provides sexual arousal to someone obsessed with the military and related fields. The name comes from its main user, Wells.
Wellsian pornography typically consists of things such as the HBO mini-series Band of Brothers, Soldier of Fortune Magazine, and popular country songs like Toby Keith's American Soldier.
Oh man, who left this Wellsian Porn around... watch where you sit, it might be wet.
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