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Kings Virginity

Something that is rlly cool and really smexy - Nyx

Nyx tried to take Kings Virginity

by NotUnfriendingU November 3, 2020


Bone Virgin

A person who has never had a broken bone in their entire life on earth.

I’m very proud to be a bone virgin.

by Tex FPX March 17, 2022


legal virgin

Someone who is 18 y/o or older (the age of consent in many countries, hence making them "legal") and still has not lost their virginity. There could be several reasons for this:

1) A personal choice, like wanting your first time to be with someone you really love, instead of just hooking up, or wanting to avoid getting an STD. This is often looked upon as an excuse for reason three (see below) but this is not always the case, and there is not anything wrong with waiting until you are 100% comfortable.

2) Religious reasons, as many religions like Christianity and Islam forbid sex until you are married (see: abstinence) or forbid having sex at all, like in the case of Buddhist Monks (see: chastity). While this is not as upheld as it once was, diehard followers of their religion will still practice this.

3) Simply not being able to get laid. This could be because of poor appearance, lack social skills, hygiene problems, and/or just not putting in an honest effort. This is the most common reason for being a legal virgin. (see also: incel and inceldom).

(note: different from legal virginity, which is not having a criminal record)

Use case 1: I really wanted my first time to be with someone special, so I didn't lose my virginity until my 20s
Use case 2: I was brought up Orthodox, so I waited for marriage
Use case 3: I was weird and ugly in high school, so I didn't lose my virginity until college after I had a glow up

All are examples of legal virgins

by icantthinkofausername777 October 27, 2024


innocent virgin clits

a group with a large amount of virgins that are not innocent, the innocent part is ironic.

person A: hey did you see those innocent virgin clits?
person B: I don't get the name
person A: they're all virgins but they aren't innocent, that part is ironic

by Dumbassbitchhh November 15, 2020


bush virginity

the state of never having had jump into a bush while drunk.
someone who has never lost their bush virginity is called a 'bush virgin'.

Friend 1: a lot of drunk people jump into bushes, its normal. you're just a bush virgin.
Friend 2: i wanna lose my bush virginity

by YourSenpaiWaifu August 11, 2021


Virginity corner

A corner in someone’s room dedicated to keeping them a virgin

That guy has a Star Wars themed virginity corner in his room dont sleep with him he’s weird

by Stillbornfetus December 10, 2023


Virgin Ears

Someone who had never been exposed to double homicide or prison language.

Extremely funny responses when some ask that's in first grade no less, "Mommy what is sliming?"

The mother having been a member of a Baptist church looked up the term and blushed. My friends from College Church were trying to get me employ "Utah Profanity" when they heard me utter the word "shit" as a church mate from Assemblies of God heard me drop "Fuck" after my factory accident where the left index finger was mutilated.

An interview a former church mate from the 1994-1996 era did an interview that he for the first time was uncensored where I ribbed on the then vocalist, "you really don't need to watch your language around me. If you want to go for broke, go ahead let the f-bomb fly." I said this smiling when I did my blog, "I relate to a Christian who does swear than one who never uttered an explicit term."

The term some say has origins in Glenbard East when I did the Italian counterpart to fucker as a teacher heard me say this and understood Italian *whoops*

A Utah resident walking around Glendale Heights and telling a smart-ass to "shut the front door."
"Hey Vertical Smile, this is the fucking mid-1990s. Where the hell did you borrow your language from. The character from Hi Honey I'm Home. You're in Glendale Heights where discussions are candid about ghosts being made because the impaling of a hallowpoint"

The Utah resident dropped his jaw as he never heard the word twat referred in a colorful way, "What the..... my Virgin Ears had been brutally violated."

He continues, "Oh flip, this one produced the true crime yarn The Cabbie Homicide. Wait a sec, he's connected to Assemblies of God?!? " Seeing his website, "He's a Christian and he writes like this?!?!"

by illinoishorrorman February 14, 2018