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The female way of saying “please fuck me”.
What do you want to do tonight?
I want you to fucking whisk my eggs :)
HA. OK!!!
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When you are arguing with a female and they bring up some silly shit that happened a long time ago. It isn't relevant to the argument but they think it is and on top of that they think they won. I call it green eggs and ham because it's like arguing with Dr. Seuss
Heather: I didn't drink your last beer!
Travis: Yes you did cause there gone what the fuck!
Heather: Well last year you didn't pick me up from work! Ha!
with that over she thinks she has won the argument and usually the guy is speechless or sayin What the fuck! GREEN EGGS AND HAM!
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Marijuana, PCP, and crack combined in a blunt and smoked.
(a.k.a. Squirrel, Ozone)
I woke up, rolled a woolie with some PCP and had a Steak and Eggs blunt for breakfast.
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When your partner puts his dick in your muffin shaped ass and cracks an egg on your back.
We got kinky this weekend and I gave my girl the sausage egg mcmuffin.
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a baby who will be born under a high risk pregnany (a mother is 35 or older), and therefore has a higher chance of being special
"She's pregnant! How old is she?"
"SHe's 42"
"Oh man, that's going to be a cracked egg baby"
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A white person that thinks or acts asian. The opposite of a twinkie. They are white on the outside and yellow inside.
Tom is such a hard boiled egg he smells like fish sause, eats goat and only listens to asian music.
Joe loves China so much lives in Chinatown what a hard boiled egg.
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Originally used to describe being embarrassed or feeling foolish. Now more literally used to describe a poor clean up job after jerking off or getting a blow job, where "egg" is visible in an obvious place like the jeans, shirt or face. Which can cause embarrassment.
I went home for a nooner and spent the rest of the day without realizing I had egg on my face.
My girlfriend gave me a hummer before we hit the clubs, we thought we did a good clean up job, but when we got under the black lights we realized we both had a little egg on our faces.
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