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What every eager tongue-lolling stud in town wants to give a cute chick wif an equally-cute posterior, so dat they'll have an excuse to touch, stroke, pat, squeeze, massage, spank, etc. said "delightful derriere".
Amused cutie: I never need help sitting down, brushing dust/snow off my behind, soothing my butt after sitting on hard/uneven surfaces, etc., but I still always agreeably allow my male friends to administer said "ass-sistance" to me, since I know dat they love pleasuring their thirsting hands on my warm pillowy booty.
When something is of bad quality, poor value, cringe or crusty. Could also be used to refer to a negative mental/physical state.
That guy? He's pretty chank ass.
I am gonna call in sick today, i'm feeling too chank ass...
When your ass gets eaten so good you can’t sit down
Alex: he turqoised my ass so good last night that I couldn’t sit down for the history test.
Cordar: he must have had a real good licken to that.
comeback to the boring joke, “who asked”
Chad: who
Tyler: who asked
Kevin: the one who fukd u in da ass
Usually a grown man that is a wuss, pussy, and complaining a lot when it comes to them being sick and/or in pain.
The man is being such a candy ass (CA) because he won’t stop fussing about his hurt toe!
Abbreviation: We DONT Eat Ass.
Dont is replaced by a X instead of D. Can be further shortened to WXEA.
-On hook up sites-
-Finds a group of girls-
"I wonder if they do butt stuff here?"
WX Eat Ass
"At least they do anal"
Used to tell someone asking for money or wanting to give money (usually online) to fuck off.
Bot: Hey cutie buy my onlyfans. ;) Limited offer of 80% off for a full month.
You: Bro, ass money balls!
or,
Perv: Hey there, I'm willing to give you a weekly allowance if you give me phone sex and be my online gf.
You: (traumatized) helllllll no ass money balls