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Blond, short, mole on face, dates 12 year olds, hates mumble rappers, married to me in minecraft, wears only ripndip and other expensive clothes. Moves t ok hampstead to not have to pay 24$. Named John but goes by Jack
like if a bird, shat on your foot
TJ: “Emma I got some major feet poo last night!”
Emma: “Why didn’t you wear shoes!?”
The feeling that the diarrhea in your guts is gurgling up & down your GI tract, sometimes happens just before the 2 minute warning.
I shouldn't eat at taco hell, I don't feels so good, I feel like I'm percolating poo, I think, I will go home before I get a 2 minute warning.
Poo sex is enjoyed by youths experimenting with sex, they slather themselves in faecal matter as if its lube and shag like theres no tommorow whilst coated in shit
Guy 1: "Damn Homie, My wife refused to have poo sex with me last night"
Guy 2: "Aw fuck man, she's such a bitch, we can have Poo Sex tonight, don't worry man"
Guy 1: "Thanks man, I was desperate for some Poo Sex!"
A quiet act of flatulence.
A fart that sounds like "ssssssshhhht" could be a poo whisper(ing)
when you’re trying to poop but your ass refuses to let the poop come out. won’t even peek its head out
hey honey, just had a very cranky poo. must of woke up on the wrong side of the bed
When you relieve yourself from constipation by shitting. And the shit log is so big that it penetrates your ass.
Me: OoooOOOooh yeah I dropped a heavy payload.
Marigold: what the fuck?
Me: That shit was so fucking huge… I saw it going through my stomach!
Marigold: That… probably felt kinda gay ngl.
Me: Yeah I just got my ass penetrated by a gay poo…