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ass tab

Ass tab is sex you get from a person and pay for it.

I need some ass tab.

by Ass tab king January 3, 2018


kissy ass

A certain individual who kiss ass and begs it to get attention.
A wet yute who will do anything to fit in even snake his own guys, defo a virgin defo got a 3 incher.

.yo julia got a fat back uno i been chattin to her all day

bro shes clapped you just a kissy ass

by skengdzo June 2, 2021


Oatmeal ass

A person with a saggy ass, typically gloating about how gorgeous they are, and thinking they rule the world. In reality, they own nothing but a ass that has the appearance of two sacks of oatmeal being taped to their body.

"Omg! Look at her oatmeal ass!"
"Only old men would like that . Yuck."

by AnotherBrunetteBitch March 20, 2015


Custard ass

when your ass is the consistency of custard

just a sloppy hole

dammmnn that lad must have a custard ass after that night

OI ya custard ass

by BigrooNutz September 24, 2020


Itch-Ass

When you don’t wipe well enough and the residue starts to dry

Mike: Man my ass is really itchy today
Eric: Mike, you probably have itch-ass

by Lil_$kittle$ August 14, 2020


Ass Noggin

one with a higher level of butt-headitude. Someone who is such a butt-head that they need a whole new word to describe them.

Julia looked at Ashton and said, "The way you hit on Patrick while he was dating Toni made you look like a real Ass Noggin."

by J-Mee ft. DJ TC September 7, 2010


ass fu

Ass fu is the fight between the smell of your feces and the smell of the feces of the person next to you in the bathroom. This also works for farts.

I was taking a dump at work the other day and a guy walked into the stall next to me. After a minute, I had to get up and leave because his ass fu was stronger than mine.

Bob cleared out the entire office the other day with his fart. His ass fu is strong.

by deathfordough June 10, 2013

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