1. verb. present tense : brown-housing; past tense: brown-housed The act of one who is proud of their bowel movement achievement to the extreme that one leaves the fecal log in the toilet without flushing so that in a multi-person home can be found by an unsuspecting housemate.
We had to evict him for brown-housing.
A fart left in an empty room when company is visiting. The fart is dropped off and abandoned like a baby on a doorstep. Unlucky persons who happen into it often say "oh god!" and cover their mouth and nose as the unexpected smell haunts them to their very souls. Quickly closed doors and a small space inside can keep a room brown and haunted for a very long time.
Sam's party was great, but I found a brown phantom in his office.
Variation of tossing a salad. Except the asshole is covered in shit while one sexual partner eats around it.
Damn baby, your brown salad tastes like that waitress Sean’s mouth from DinerTime
Location from which poop emerges.
He was bent over, giving them an eyeful of his brown winker.
The act of placing someone elses cell phone up your anus after they looked through your's without permission.
Craig looked through my phone without permission, so I gave his the ole' brown bandini.
The round brown circular things in a pack of gradetos or chex
oh my gosh ethan, stop eating all the brown things