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My Check Machine is Broken

When borrowed anal beads will stay inside someone anus and keep falling out.

She said I was welcome to use her anal beads, but my check machine is broken so it was a waste of time.

by All Bets Hedged January 15, 2021


hat check

The act of looking for photos of a dating app guy without a hat on to check if they're hatfishing.

"I hope you did a hat check before you agreed to meet him"

by fuheiu August 2, 2023


pepsi check

A Pepsi check I a term used by employees typically at a fast food restaurant referring to a hot girl.
It's so employees can tell others to check out the hot girl without her knowing what we mean.

Hey employee it's a Pepsi check.

That girl out there is a Pepsi check

by Need a username October 8, 2018


spring checked

Signing the papers in the spring for a new snowmobile delivered in the fall.

I just spring checked for a '24 Polaris X650.

by Captain Dave March 28, 2023


Checking for Critters

A whore who is aroused by beastiality has to check her genitalia for critters after sleeping with animals of all varieties.

Anne said her muff smelled like shit after sleeping with the whole forest, so she had to go to the barn and start checking for critters.

by Chimp-Arm April 4, 2024


Check your puss

British saying, mainly Scotish.

Puss: face.

Often meaning, look how ugly your face is, or if it's over made-up with make up, or if some is in a bad mood and you want to annoy them and make it worse you say "Check your puss!"

Ned walks in totally caked in make up. Person walks up to her, points and says, "Check your puss!"

by Yer a pure babe! March 2, 2008


foot check

When you squat down in a public bathroom so you can check that gap under the door for feet, to learn whether or not a certain stall is empty

I wasn't sure whether the stall was occupied, so I casually performed a foot check.

by poivron May 5, 2012