I'm either about to toot or shoot

This expression would be used by someone who has a degree of uncertainty about whether they have an urge to fart or whether he or she might actually shart or fully shit themselves.

I'm either about to toot or shoot right now, shall I risk it anyway?

I just finished my second bowl of nachos and I can't tell if I'm about to toot or shoot.

You know what i'm saying?

This is an expression,what black people say.After they say/explain something,they ask you that question.(But you don't have to answer,just shake your head or something).

'It's such a beautiful day,you know what I'm saying?'

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I'm hot and the bitches are getting cold

An alternative to saying 'hurry up and get ready' when preparing for a night out, that will end in sex with waiting females. Said between males, or jokingly from a female to a male.

Dan: Where's my shoes?
James: Over there, speed the fuck up!
Dan: When we brew the grolch
James: This isn't a fucking beer commercial.
Dan: You can't rush these things gentlemen. We leave it to chill, for a fuller tase.
James fuck your chill, I'm hot and the bitches are getting cold.
Dan: READY!

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I'm gonna shit your pants

A great threat for any use

сука 1: i'm gonna shit your pants
сука 2: what the fuck

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I'm going to milk your goat.

A phrase used to insult and intimidate AND mock/taunt the opponent, all at once.

"Milking somebody's goat" Also means that you beat them at whatever the situation was.

It can also mean you literally are going to milk the goat someone else owns, but it is used less commonly in that way.

*Two people look each other in the eye, one on one dodge ball*

P1: "I'm going to milk your goat."
P2 (Intimidated, annoyed, and insulted): "W-well go ahead and tr-try it!"

*Also:*

Bob: "Woah, did you see that pingpong player destroy Roger?!"

Greg: "Yeah, he totally milked Roger's goat!"

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I'm gonna kill you with a spoon

Typically used by band directors as a threat when you can't get a note right or scratch the floor with a timpani pedal.

I swear Jada if you don't hit that B flat I'm gonna kill you with a spoon then go after your family.

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Not yet i'm too tired

When your to tired to get out of bed

" Not yet I'm too tired ,I'm not getting out of bed john."

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