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When receiving either a hand or blow job from someone's mother, usually a close friend.
I got the best mom job last night, I hope your dad doesn't find out.
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when you get a rusty nail full of tetanus and cram it down your urethra with a hammer.
dude, i just gave myself the most gnarly carpenter job over with a sledge-hammer.
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When a man sits with his legs apart, and the female toungues on the area between the balls and the butthole. Otherwise known as the gooch.
Doshier managed to convince Piera to give him a gooch job last night. Yea he came..... HARD
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To have a girl fill her mouth with a large amount of chaw (strait cut) and some fiberglass then to have her to give you head, both of you beCUMing buzzed.
Dude, my dick has not hurt this good since that one Allison girl gave me a buzz job!
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During intercourse, the male jams his scrotum into the vagina or anus.
She's been walking funny ever since I gave her a stuff job
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Something I think I should clarify, because about 90% of the people before me haven't given him the thanks he deserves.
Steve Jobs is the co-founder and former CEO of the famous company Apple. He is part responsible for giving the world the iPod, iPhone, iPad, and the computer mouse. Not to mention the worlds safest, most stable, easy-to-use and surprisingly compatible operating system (OSX) and computers (iMacs and MacBooks). Steve Jobs was a legend and one of the modern world's greatest technological masterminds. Credit, of course, though, has to be given to Apple's other co-founder and employees, but Steve Jobs is the real creative genius. Many people on the Urban Dictionary hate on him because his products are "shit" (that is obviously completely untrue) or because he "doesn't donate to charity like Bill Gates". He has already given the world enough.
As of October 5, 2011, Steve Jobs has lost his long battle with pancreatic cancer. The Earth has lost one of history's greatest people.
Long live Steve Jobs. He is a god and will always be in our memories.
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The act of defecating liquid feces in a water balloon and throwing it at one's penis. It takes immense skill to be able to hit the target, and commonly hits the walls/floors.
Jamie gave me a splat job last night, and boy was it messy. It took me three hours to get it off of the walls, but you know what they say; Practice makes perfect.
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