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Esoteric phrase used often by people who think there is a meaning to life. Life, by its scientific nature, exists for no other reason than it does -- caused by evolutionary forces that began billions of years ago and which resulted ultimately in a creature that thinks everything has to have a meaning; also, death has no meaning ... get used to it and try to live as happily as you can before you're run over by a bus or your heart explodes because you've eaten too many cheeseburgers all your meaningless life
Don, what do you think the meaning of life is?
Fuck you, Jim ... and quit eating all my fucking French fries, you fucking dime-store philosopher!
cheeseburger death life philosophy realism existential nihilism pragmatism
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The life with your friends you live on Facebook, as opposed to your social life, where you interact with society.
Although Larry is a bit of a social hermit, he has one heck of a facial life.
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What someone says when they love the state of Alaska and plan to stay there for years to come. It stems from the fact that the area code for Alaska is 907.
Person A: How long have you been in Alaska?
Person B: 20 years! 907 for life man!
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the quality and quantity of your texting with romantic partners
teenager: "Does getting married ruin your text life?"
mom: "Yes, especially since your dad doesn't know how to text."
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Cold
You know the yolk it's spreading from
You laugh as people scatter 'bout
Surrounded by a veil of stars
You realize your life is dark
Earth gets colder every day
If scientists could have their way
They'd study us from far away
And watch as people's minds decay
Cold
Your body's in the hands of fools
With swimming pools and low IQ's
There's nothing to see, nothing to do
Buy your stocks and sell your jewels
Bill collectors stole my mail
My wife and kids are all for sale
I hope to god I go to jail
And no one can come up with bail
Cold Life
I can't control my buried thoughts
The slightest thing makes me distraught
I'm like the people I once fought
My every action's being bought
Robot trainers earn their pay
As mutant kids go out to play
It's such a pretty pretty day
With orange nights and days of grey
Cold
I've now become a nervous wreck
I'm getting closer to my death
I keep expecting my last breath
As all my friends just laugh and jest
The earth is such a filthy place
And human such an awful race
And I'd rather live in outer space
Where death goes at a slower pace
Cold Life
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Chakra Life is a lifestyle characterized by creating habits that enhances a persons spiritual and mental well-being. This lifestyle designation includes a range of interests, behaviors, and cultural truths such as doing yoga, meditating, fasting, being vegan or having interests in spiritual and emotional therapies.
While the Chakra Life lifestyle is not religious or a religion, it is sometimes identified with the Hindu and Buddhist schools of thought.
My girl eats, sleeps, and breaths yoga. She is living the Chakra Life.
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To have an awkward / pathetic life
Often used for comic effect after something awkward happens
Person 1: OMG are you coming to the party?
Person 2: What party?
Person 1: Oh, were you not invited?
Person 2: No... Rat life
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