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When ninjas are fapping to you while you're asleep. (Mostly on "No Nut November")
Jake: I got ninja fapped yesterday
Johny: damn you Ninja Fapping
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(n.) 1. a text message that is received by your phone without an alarm to alert you of it's presence.
2. a shocking message that can cause (possibly, but not limited to) heart attack, comatose, anaphylactic shock, or otherwise any bodily malfunction that could kill somebody after reading it.
1. Jill is mad at me because i received a Ninja-Text from her asking me to go to prom, i didnt get an alert so i didn't reply.
2. Stephen went into cardiac arrest after reading that both of his parents were killed in a car accident.
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The thing a white kid says when he doesn't want to say the n word around black people
Look at this Alabama ninja, thinks he's cool.
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when you're a 2d ninja in a retro game killing zombies
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An educated epic beer guru with a no nonsense reportoire. One who guides, educates, inspires, with no bull crap. Genuine. Ninja
"Kara really knows so much about all types of beer and how they are made that she must be a ninja; a Beer Ninja!"
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When you are at a restaurant and have a drink that the waiter asks to refill. You say no. Thirty seconds later, your drink is full and you have no idea what happened.
Waiter: Would you like more coke?
You No thank you I'm fine.
Waiter: okay...
***30 seconds pass***
You go to take a sip and your cup is full.
You:....What the...wow...Ninja refill
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Nuclear Ninja: Nuclear News Is Never Just Accepted
Too question everything that is NEWS about Nuclear!
The Nuclear Fascists say that nuclear reactors are safe but the Nuclear Ninja know better; on has only to look at the TRIPLE meltdown in Japan to that that is just Nuclear Baloney (NB)...
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