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When you take a girl scout leader into the woods away from her campsite and eat her out with ranch.
Yo i took the girl scout leaders and gave them the girl scout salad on their overnight.
The act of losing or misplacing an object, ranging from car keys, to a wallet or purse to a salad
where are my car keys?!
-you've had a total salad moment there boy
When you use lettuce for shorts
Man 1: “ you like my salad shorts?”
Man 2: “How are you? Get out of my house!?!”
When you jizz in a girl’s vagina hole, throw some greens in that bitch n’ SCOOP it up! Mmm magnifique
Hey charlotte, i’m on a diet and you’re ruining it with this shitty food. Get out the kitchen, bend over, and lemme try a “Creampie Salad”
When you trap a bunch of gits into an empty pool, then throw lettuce, cucumbers, and other salad necessities on to the patrons.
I would make a git salad out of that kid, tomatoes and all.
When you sweep someone in a series of 2k so badly, they are forced to eat a salad for the entire week.
Erlind hit Nic with the sweep salad after Erlind’s Knicks swept Nic’s warriors in 4 games.
When your name is Caesar and you bust a nut on someone’s salad
Thank you Caesar for the Caesars salad