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Montana Neck Massage

The act of putting a small animal who is in the process of dying painfully out of their misery by grabbing it by the neck and swinging it around like a lasso.

Man...we was out floatin’ on the river fly fishin’ and we done saw a goose dyin in the snow on the bank so we rowed over to it and gave it the ‘ole Montana Neck Massage to put that thing out of its misery

by MooseWrangler March 30, 2019


T. Neck that Cavity

To have sex on or around the Thanksgiving holiday. "Turkey neck that cavity" referring to the penis-like appearance of the turkey neck, being stuffed into the turkeys body cavity—resembling a wide-open vagina. (See also: "Stuff her with your giblets")

"Spread out Autumnal-themed tablecloth and get your ass on the dining table; I'm gonna stuff you w/ my giblets and t. neck that cavity!"

by tim_finnegan November 13, 2019


Purple neck

When your niggas bitch massacres the fuck out of his neck with hickeys

Yo my dawg is a purple neck from his ugly ass girl

by Bushwookie747 September 24, 2019


Red-Neck-Dreaming

When your broke, living in a trailer, or deployed with turds what can ya do -Red-Neck-Dreaming!

First step in getting out of the trailer park is your dreams, red-neck-dreaming.

Larry-The-Cable-Guy would approve of these dreams.

What is that redneck M@rty Jewe!! doing up there on that tractor? Don't worry he will get back to work soon, he is just Red-Neck-Dreaming for now.

by iflyjewell September 8, 2024


Trinity Turkey Neck

The Trinity Turkey Neck is accomplished by having your partner sit on your shoulders facing you. You then take the entirety of his cock down your throat to the point his balls are draping over your chin. At this point you prance around the neighborhood like a turkey.

We had to call the game warden last week, turns out it was just Denis and Bill practicing the Trinity Turkey Neck.

by FyffandSG November 12, 2021


meek neck

Someone with an abnormally long & wafer thin neck.

Oliver: Dude Whats wrong with that girls neck?

Chris: Meek.

Oliver: Meek?

Chris: Indeed, like Ostrich Swan neck.

Oliver: Oh I see! Looks really strange.

Chris: Yeah it is, she got meek neck.

by CorbyCorbett August 2, 2011


Neck diaper

Another word for a bib that is commonly worn by babies

Look at that neck diaper, its so festive!

by Dugly November 5, 2020