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One of the greatest Neurosurgeons in history. He was the youngest head of Pediatric Neurosurgery at John Hopkins hospital. He pioneered the Hemispherectomy which is the full removal of a brain hemisphere to treat seizures. He also performed the first successful separation of Siamese twins conjoined at the head. A staunch republican, his soft tone and religious center pull his public image toward the extreme. Often misquoted, never duplicated. The good doctor has enough good sense to smack the sonic rings back into the Democratic Party of the American political system.
That Ben Carson is a brilliant man.
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A creature like the trees from lord of the rings. it smokes pot and eats "brownies". occasionally, it gorges on berries. it refuses to speak to the yulia gnome, who insistently ululates speech with no meaning towards behind eight ball Ben 10. This creature has a history of oddity, as a lonely niglet roamed the dangerous streets of forest hills, in packs, it searches for the ever disappearing essence of the experience of the get-up-and-go. This creature enjoys the violent love of its wolf pack and adventures in pinocchios. Its hobbies include: stealing from local 7/11 organizations, rain dances, religious studies, pyrotechnics, nymphomaniac activities, and JAZZ. it seems like a misguided youth, however, it is in fact a hilarious entity with a vast vocabulary of useless junk. fights aliens with a wristwatch! Born on the day of the boston massacre, however it survived, but the casualties remain really high, so that it could terrorize the remote streets of forest hills, fighting hasidic kikes and bukhar trash. Dislikes include narcs, big brother, hippy idiots, "ignorance is bliss". Did I mention that it has a mess of hair!
Me: Where did ben 10 run off to?
You: but of course to eat a "brownie" and fight alien cock.
Me: Why is my house on fire?
You: Ben 10 was bored!
Me: It's 12 NIGHT. Do you know where your Ben 10 is?
You: Business.
Me: Where did you obtain your Ben 10?
You: The mail!!!
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super hot and sexy if he doesn’t talk.
person 1:that guy is super hot and sexy when he doesn’t talk!
person 2:that’s a ben shapiro
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A country boy who is very into his looks. He has skills with the ladies but unfortunately can never bag one.
Look at the boy over there getting rejected by that girl...he's such a Ben Mills
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