I was bending over and my dump doors almost let loose I would have crapped my pants
Someone named Kade who has a voluptuous lower end.
Kade- Hey dude.
Nick- Wow you have a big bottom, may I call you Kade Humpty-Dump Truck
When you’ve finally had it with a place that really sucks.
Customer or boss: *some bullshit*
Rachel: “Fuck this dump”
Rachel signed off slack and was never heard from again.
When your taking a shit on the toilet with the heat on. Either using a hairdryer or a bathroom heater fan.
John took a heated dump every morning to clean himself out.
When you blow out so much snot out of your nose, it's comparable to taking a shit from your nose.
Now that I took a nose dump, my sinuses are clear as can be!
When you're on the highway all day and you suddenly have to stop somewhere and shit
Patrick drove all the way from his house to work, came right in the door, and took a road dump
What the kids say when something is hip or cool.
This phrase was invented by our lord and saviour Rudy from kickin'it in S1 Ep19
‘yo jack look at that judge’s beard, it’s totally dumpe konene‘ - rudy