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A little bitch that has nice yams and loves guns..... Murcia fuck ya
my name is jacob and i got a new suppressor
The baddest white nigg- to ever rome the earth. He will take the baddest hoes right in front of you. Watch out for a jacob
Uh oh, there's jacob, better hide my girl dawg
asshole and a know it all
person 1: i think were here because go-
Jacob: NO WERE HERE BECAUSE OF EVOLUTION
Very tall and handsome and cool and calm and swag and drippy and fashionable
Person 1: i just met this guy who is very tall and handsome and cool and calm and swag and drippy and fashionable!!
person 2: He must be a Jacob
Very tall and handsome and cool and calm and swag and drippy and fashionable
Person 1: i just met this guy who is very tall and handsome and cool and calm and swag and drippy and fashionable!!
person 2: He must be a Jacob
Jacob is the most amazing and handsome guy you'll ever meet, he will never fail to make you laugh. Just looking at this guy will make you wanna kiss him due to his perfect lips. If you’re lucky enough to be his girl, he’ll be incredibly loyal to you and will not let another girl even look in his direction. Sometimes he’s kinda retarded. You will never fail to get a good conversation out of him and get the best advice you’ve ever heard. Every girl wants a Jacob, and maybe they should get one. (But not mine). He’s great at basketball but won’t let anyone tell him. Did i mention he has a big dick? You cant walk around with him anywhere or else he’ll knock everything over with that long sword. He never fails to make you feel better either. He’s the perfect friend, and especially the perfect boyfriend. And you can always count on him.
Girl- “Dude did you see the way Jacob just kicked that girl in the face because she looked at him?”
Other girl- “yea he’s so loyal, his girl is lucky..”
I love jacob😍