hide it in my sock

When a guy jacks off into a sock

Guy 1: I hide it in my sock last night
Guy 2: EWWW Nasty

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socked out asshole

Medical term describing the resulting injury from anal sex when the male pulls out so fast that his shaft gets caught in the participating female's anus and proceeds to rip her colon out of her ass. The colon then proceeds to hang from the anus.

Fred: "Janie's parents walked in on us last night when I was pounding her from behind"
Sam: "What happened?"
Fred: "I pulled out so fast that I gave her a socked out asshole"
Sam: "That must have been embarrassing"
Fred: "Nah, it happens all the time"

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Pink Sock Sauté

When attempting this, start by doing a general pink sock. To do this you fuck a girl in the ass, in the process donkey punch her in the head and then pull out really fast, causing part of her rectum to be pulled out, which will look like a pink sock. Next get some hedge clippers and cut it off. Take it over to a skillet and put it on your stove top with some onions and peppers. Fry it up for a few minutes and then prepare it on a plate. After it's finished take it back to the girl, and feed it to her.

Before they had sex, Ashton mentioned she was hungry, so Zach told her he'd fix her a special meal(Pink Sock Sauté).

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Socks full of rocks

A womans breasts which are saggy, and/or lumpy.
A reason for an old natural D or DD cup to have a boob job.
Saggy Tits, especially those which are large and old.

John asked, "Scott, do you think Cindy is do-able?" Scott replied, "Yeah, but those titties are saggy, like socks full of rocks, I'm afraid I might get a black eye."

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rusty poop sock

A strip of the large intestines, usually worn as a knee high sock.

1. "I want to violate your rusty poop sock! <3"
2. "I'm going to rip out your rusty poop sock, you fucker!"

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sock & a flip-flop

See "camel toe."

"Yowza! That girl is showing a sock & a flip-flop!"

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Toe Sock Tits

Someone who has really small boobs, and doesn't wear a bra, so it looks like they would fit into a sock. The "toe" part is the nipple that sticks out of the "sock" and shows through the shirt.

Martha has some real Toe Sock Tits, and they're nasty!! You can see right through her shirt.

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