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A douche canoe who doesn’t respond to mating calls needs to be fucked hard by a turkey dildo.
That bitch hasn’t responded to any of my texts, what a turkey dildo.
November 23rd your supposed to save a turkey in your dreams
i saved a turkey from a dragon on national save a turkey day
when you do something mean to someone they do not respond and then you call them a name (turkey toucher) and they explode with anger
drew threw a twinkie, cookies, and cussed at the teacher... then he sat back down like nothing happened. but then he called her a turkey toucher and she wrote him up
tur-key bur-bler
noun: a hangy, double-chin on a person, that moves of it's own volition, resembling a turkey's wattle.
Me: I have a lopsided double-chin.
Tristan: Are you saying you have an asymmetrical turkey burbler?
A sex position in which a man is pressed up against a glass window while a woman is bent over in front of him.
Clifton was having a late night jazz session when his lover pushed him up against a glass window. The two did a glass turkey.
This term is actually a term my son Pax came up with. I’m from Hungarian heritage and work our doors so I usually have a tan. One day after a nap, my son laid in my spot, sniffed my pillow case and announced, “Dad you smell like, like…, like tannish Turkey”!
Apparently I need to use a different brand of shampoo lol. Little shit!
You smell like tannish turkey!
A year where one has not engaged in sexual intercourse.
A dry spell lasting a year.
We knew he was going overseas and with that tattoo on his arm would have a hard time meeting ladies. Without our intervention there would be a dry turkey situation. He needed his balls buttered.