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A game played in the car where the windows are rolled up and the fresh air vent is closed, then 1 or more (preferably all) of the occupants bust ass. The loser is the first person to open the window and stick their head out..resembling a turtle.
Oh, I got a good one coming!
Me too!! Let's play turtles!!!
A more subtle name for herpes. The name of someone who studies turtles is a herpetologists. Therefore, herpe- in the name relates to a more subtle way to talk about herpes.
Seth: Dude, my condom broke while I was fucking Sarah.
Alex: Bro!! She's got the turtle!!
Seth: Oh Fuck!!
n. An awkward person
v. to shrug and stay shrugged for a period of time due to an awkward or cringy situation
My girlfriend is such a turtle.
I just turtled so hard
A TF2 Engineer main whom always sits between their sentry and dispenser desperately trying to repair them both nonstop, which is a very terrible tactic, because almost every class can destroy you, because you're not a tank so you will die from all of that damage.
small green creatures ruled by the vsco girls who protect them from awful plastic straws.
vsco girl: Omg sksksksksks we have to save that turtle from that plastic straw
one who is slow but very resistant to attacks.
That lineman can really turtle-up for his quarterback