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Of Puerto Rican descent, it is a stereotype in which hispanics, puerto ricans especially, use axe, deodorant, cologne, and other fragrances to cover up their dirty, stinky selves.
Jenn: I like men who take Puerto Rican showers because they have a distinct smell of B.O. and Lavender and Daises.
Morelli: Mhmm, my man smells so fresh, he doesn't need to shower, hes doing that Puerto Rican shower.
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The act of covering your clothes/body with air freshener in order to remove body odor.
I had a date in 5 minutes but i didnt have time to shower, so i gave myself the old Puerto Rican Shower.
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When you are using a toilet that was already filled with pee, and the water splashes up against you when you use it, giving you a golden shower from someone you do not know.
person 1: "I was using this toilet with pee i didn't bother to flush, and when i dropped my dump, it splashed all over me! It was quite the anonymous golden shower."
person 2: "Sexy."
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Taking a shower after defecating to skip the wiping process. This is less messy, as you can wipe your arse with your hands and then wash your hands.
Johnny: "Dude I just dropped a huge one, sorry for the mess"
Dave: "You wipe, or pull the old shower wipe trick?"
Johnny: "Showered obviously, though the back of my hands still smell a bit."
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When you fill a salt shaker with your cum then boil it and pour it on your bitch to assert your dominance.
I gave Laquysha a white hot shower last night.
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Verb: When one drinks gasoline, expels said gasoline in the near future on to some one, and lights the stream of gas-piss in mid-stream, resulting in a cock flamethrower.
The person then dies a miserable piss fueled fire related death.
I just drank half a gallon of gasoline just so I can give this dumbass a Flaming Golden Shower. Fucker deserves to die.
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I'll never buy Axe shower gel and neither should you.
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