When you purchase a Big Stick from the ice cream man and use it as a butt plug…
My girl was super into that Alabama Klondike bar the other night! She came almost instantly!!
A unique sexual fetish with traced to to both Smiths Station, Andalusia, and Smut Eye Alabama. While engaged in 69 both participants urinate in the others face post orgasm.
I was face fucking this girl and she started an Alabama Lobster Fight with me.
The greatest clan in history of the world it will have the ebarbs players chocking on cocks like they always do and egiant players taking big bbcs in there ass
Bro the Alabama nigs are god teir
Yeah I joined the Alabama nigs and got hella bitches
When you insert an erect penis into a lubed anus and urinate until you empty your bladder and wait for the mudslide to start.
My step sister had not shit in three weeks so my dad made me give her an Alabama Douche.
Only in Alabama it is when a person rolls a freshly released turd and roasted honey peanuts and gives it to somebody to ingest
Hey Billy remember how Mrs Johnson gave me an f on my science test well I gave her a good old Alabama fudge cruncher just to show her how appreciative I am.
Paper plates and plastic/paper utensils/cups. For special nights, use red Solo cups!
Let's use the Alabama china so we don't have to wash dishes!
Paper plates, plastic utensils, cups
Let's use the Alabama china tonight so that we don't have to wash the dishes!