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The best way to defeat someone when in a ur mom argument.
Person 1: Hey Carellius, what'sup?
Person 2: ur mom
Person 1: no u
Person 2: No, ur mom
Person 1: No, ur dad.
Person 2 dies instantly.
Hmmm where did he go he's nowhere to be found
Jimmy:"dude me and ur dad smashed so hard I busted everywhere and I mean FUCKING EVERYWHERE" Chris:"U FUCKED MY DAD DUDEEE....
Hmmm idk man he's gone he disappeared
Deric: "Ur dad was really hard last night dude I felt all up on that shit" Chris: WHAT DUDE U FUCKED MY DAD
Matthew: guess what
Jayden: what?
Matthew: I'm balls deep in ur dad's fat, juicy, hot, sexy ass rn
Jayden: choke
Meaning:
Your dad is more of a comeback when you don’t know what to say, similar to; “Your mom.” Sometimes, it can be used inappropriately.
Person: I had pasta for dinner
You: I had ur dad for dinner
Person: I slept with my dog yesterday
You: I slept with ur dad yesterday
a comeback for when someone says literally anything to you
CC; "Hey carol, what did u do last night?"
CC; "Ur dad"
Friend : hey how's ur dad?
Me : I'm lactose intolerant because of him