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After ejaculating and while laying in bed your significant other grabs the shaft of your cock and begins to milk it to extract the rest of the semen in your penis.
Nicole began milking a dick (my penis) after I exploded inside her vagina.
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A commonly used military term used to describe a person who is either injured or faking injury to get out of training.
Private Pyle is suffering vaginal discharge and is now a broke dick on profile.
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Dick Licker: a male or female that enjoys sucking on a male's penis (see blow job)
Francis sucked Frank's penis all night, what a dick licker!
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To rub garlic on the head of ones penis after your ex girlfriend told you you had chlamydia and that the natural cure was to rub a clove of garlic under the foreskin onto the head of the penis because its natural antibiotic properties will kill off the disease resulting in a severe burning sensation... this is untrue, and you are such an idiot john. thanks for being a complete moron and believing me.
"...so i just gave myself Garlic Dick, is it supposed to burn this much?"
"Yes, its a healing burn, like rubbing alcohol"... dumbass.
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1) When one, giving a blowjob, twists there head in a clockwise or counterclockwise direction while slightly twisting the penis in the opposite direction (can be done during the up and/or down stroke or both).
2) To give a blowjob in a repeated spiral fashion.
*Slurping is preferred but optional!
Also see: Cockswirl, Candycane, Tilt-a-Swirl
Whether it's for go or for show, she's a pro if she knows the Dick Twizzler!
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A gathering of only male persons
Jeez, why didn't you invite any girls? This party is nothing but a dick salad.
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Usually a 3 to 4 inch penis.
A.k.a josh
This is when you bust before she feels it even though it is already in. Girls say they don't care but obviously they do.
Is it a boy
IDK get the microscope .
It's a boy he just has a small dick
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