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A way to protect company assets and property.
I bought an Anti-George door to protect the company break cleaner and freon.
When in an attempt to have a good time but keeping your occupation in mind
Rep 1 “Hey man wanna slang them doors”
Rep 2 “If by slang them doors you mean pop a hims with the boys and go hit bucks I’m down”
Rep 1 and 2 (in unison) “yesssir”
A method of sucking your own dick where you sit upside down against a door and open it to force yourself into an acute dick-sucking angle
“I just saw this video on Reddit where a gu—”
“I want to suck my own dick and cum in my gullet”
“what”
“door method”
When A Goalie Needs To Stop Shots
They pulled out Halak, and now we're scoring goals on Elliot. Alright, they got one back. I don't care, they're not scoring 6 goals on us in the 3rd period. Well they got 2 already. What a game this is. Oh! Are you kidding me? They got 3? Jesus! Shut the door! Holy crap! What the hell? No, this- WHAT THE HELL? S- SHUT THE DOOR! WHAT!!??? 7 to 7!!?? YOU'VE GOT TO BE SHITTING ME!!! OH MY GODDD!! 8 to 7, Lecavalier gets the hat-trick. HOLY SHIT! I'M GONNA PUNCH EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU IN THE FACE! WE GIVE UP A 6 GOAL LEAD IN THE 3RD PERIOD? A 6 GOAL- that is unHEARRRRD of! Hohoho my goddd!
The sexual act of while performing doggy style poke the bung hole of the female and yell ding donnnng
Bro last night i gave my girl the door bell
When you connect enough restaurant straws to boof yourself!
When Frank couldn’t find anyone boof him at after hours, he had to resort to the back door Mercado to get the job done.
Free ticket for butt stuff when bought by your significant other for your home
My wife bought a new door mat time to pound the brown