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When one posts in extremists of an hour or less continuously streaming his or her status for all to see. Usually due to an outer excitement that causes the emotional impulses.
"Wow, Steven just posted five times in the last hour", "yeah he just got real facebook happy because of his promotion"
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When a parent/guardian forgets to pick up a child from a school due to their facebook obssession. Sometimes though a full facebook forgotten is not the outcome only resulting in a facebook second to last kid in pick up line.
Better call little Johnny's parents looks like he was facebook forgotten again.
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An institution of higher misinformation that has gained a great number of students at the onset of COVID-19 in March 2020.
Graduates of this prestigious institution of misinformation always claim to have multiple degrees demonstrating their commitment towards above average standards of research. Prominent educators at this institution include but are not limited to Tucker Carlson, Laura Inghram and Ben Shapiro.
Graduates of FU are known to make regular appearances at supermarkets, School Boards, Insurrections, and mask protests.
Fuck your feeling and your safety. Covid is a hoax, I know because I've done my research at Facebook University.
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Facebook Cheater is some one who is in a relationship but friend requests someone then continually likes or comments on all their posts with the sole intention of hooking up. Devoting a good portion of their time chatting, messaging, commenting, tagging and Facebook Stalking another girl/boy in a flirtatious manner. Generally followed up by a text message or phone call with a "proposition."
Often the Facebook Cheater is undetectable by the person being cheated on because most often, the harlet is not friends with the cheatee. The Facebook affair is usually blatantly obvious to mutual friends and those who have been stalked by this individual and are no longer "on his/her radar". The cheating can go on undetected for months before a friend of the cheatee notices what's going on and tells her.
He is such a Facebook Cheater. He has hooked up with so many women through Facebook and his wife has no clue!
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A portmanteau derived from the act of the periodic and systematic inventory of one's Facebook friends list. Usually detailing the actions of: dropping by friend's pages that you haven't talked to in a while just to see what's up and catch up (for completist's sake), deleting people who you don't even remember why you made friends with them in the first place, dropping by borderline friend's pages and leaving a note for them and deleting them if they don't respond in a reasonable period of time (if they were a real friend they would have responded in timely manner); the systematic weeding out of ex-friends, ex-boy/girl friends, ex-coworkers, etc. Also the deletion of people you thought were intresting and/or people who have become undesireable to associate with, etc.
I have over 150 facebook friends and only regulary communicate with 50 of them. What gives? Time for some Facebook Friendventory.
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a person who rates his popularity on how many facebook friends he has, (usually in the thousands due to adding everyone they find) also they use words like banter and constantly post status updates asking if anyone comes out, despite the fact that they never go out due to too many things to post on facebook.
facebook knob (status update) - is anyone down to park for some top banter and a bit of footy?
cool dude - no, nobody likes you.
nerd - ROFL
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staying up until 3 in the morning talking to someone on facebook.
I just had a facebook sleepover with Paul Shim.
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