Competitive dating

1. Competing with other couples to prove which couple has a better relationship
2. Dating purely for the purpose of increasing the number of people you have dated
3. Dating for the purpose of increasing your body count

1. Competitive dating isn’t for me. I don’t think it’s fulfilling to try and prove the quality of your relationship

2. I like competitive dating. I’m now at 175.

Work Date

An enjoyable break-time occasion at work where colleagues, often with a hint of mutual affection, share a meal or quality time together.

You: "Hey Judy, wanna take a break and play Smash Bros in the playroom?"
Judy: "Sure! Let's do that!"

(Oh man, you won! Good for you! It sounds like a fun Work Date moment!)

Henny date

This means you finna kill a bottle of henny

You can use this with any any other drink

Tito-what we drinking boys?
Jack-henny date?
Tito-Ight bet

starget date

The target start date for any given project.

"What is the starget date for the next foundation?"

Dating the Sock

When lonely man spunks into his sock

Mad bastard will be dating the Sock for a while

Weights for Dates

Going to the gym to pick up girls.

Girl 1: "Who's this guy?"
Girl 2: "Oh, ignore him. He's another Weights for Dates guy."

Party Date

When you invite someone, you like, to a party, but when they arrive to your house It actually turns out to be a date with a candle-lit dinner.

You: “Hey, do you wanna go to a party?”
Your Crush: “Sure, that’s sounds fun.”
Later…
Your Crush: *Opens Door* “Wtf…”
You: “Suprise!! This is actually a date. A Party Date. :)”