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The speech that comes about 6 months into a dating relationship, where the woman (usually) asks if the relationship will be leading to marriage, and if it isn't, let her find a less commitment phobic suitor. Very similar to a star athlete who is riding the bench asking his manager to "Play me here or trade me to a team that will."
"How are things going with the new girl??"
"Not good, she gave me the Play me or Trade me speech last weekend..."
"After two months of dating?? That is harsh.."
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Go to hell, fuck you, I hope you die, you are a piece of shit that deserves absolutely nothing.
Unfortunately I have the phrase "eat me" stuck in my head so my mom has been pretty pissed off at me lately when she asks what i want for dinner and i tell her to go to hell.
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when u forgor soemthnig
me forgor a bag pls wait me here for 69 seconds ok
OH SHIT SOMEBODY HELP MEE!!!! IM ACTUALLY BEEING EATEN BY BEARS RIGHT NOW!!! CALL DA POLICEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Exhibit A: I have reason to believe that I am being eaten alive by a bear.
Exhibit B: That seem to be the case, Sir. Fancypants.
Exhibit A: Would you care to help a fellow camrade out?
Exhibit B: Sure thing, fam. *walks away*
Exhibit A: WTF R U DOING DUDE??? HELP ME!!!
Exhibit B: I have actually never really liked you, Sir. Fancypants. And to help you out were be to betray everything I stand for and believe in.
Exhibit A: what
Exhibit B: what
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1: You are stalking my definitions page
2: hello, i am an adult, i am stuck under the water, pls help me
3: urban dictionary editors kidnapped me but i used epic uno reverse card on them so uh yeah.
American: is stalking my definitions page
Also American: Sees “HELP ME” as a definition
A signal for help usually put in by insane people or your on a school chromebook and screaming for help, but instead searching it than calling a therapist. When you find this is a definition you will read this entire page helplessly, and doing anything but focus in class.
help me im bored