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The day you put out all the mother fuckin TEA and expose all the WEAK ASS BITCHES you hate
“You said it’s National Fake Ass Friends Day?” *pulls out paper , taps on mic and clears throat*
“GIANNA YOU A FAKE ASS HOE”
On November 28, National Fake Ass Friend Dsy is a day when you expose all your fake friends that you thought you would’ve been grateful for, but they turned to be fake
Alex: Man Sally is fake as hell.
Rodger: You know national Fake Ass Friend Day is November 28? Just go on Social Media and post her.
Alex: WOW man, thx dude!
a more modernized definition for standing out in a crowd, or sticking out like a soar thumb
That crazy hat makes you stand out like a fake tit.
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when highscool kids scream out in pain (most often girls) and fall to the floor screaming and demanding to be benched. its really fun to do.
tanya was walking into the gymnasium when she saw the flyer for soccer drills she hated soccer so she decided to pull a gym class trigeminal neuralgi-fake by hitting the deck and screaming
"CRAAAAMPS! CRAMPPS!!!! AAGHH MY OVARIESS ARE BLEEDING! IM SHOOTING WOMANLY FLUIDS OUT MY VAGINA!!"
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A common condition in which hatians poorly fake symptoms of life threatning illness
Symptoms include but are not limited to
1. Yelling
2. Extremities flailing in every direction w/ associated screaming.
3. Profusely sweating (not due to actual illness)
4. shortness of breath (while speaking in full sentences)
5. Inability to walk with or without assistance.
The hyde park hatian is very sly, cunning, slippery, smelly and loud. even though they are as dumb as door nails they find ways of getting stuff free and staying out of trouble by playing stupid.
just remember never believe a hyde park hatian is sick.
johnny: i was at shaws yesterday and this man had a full blown case of the hyde park hatian fake out.
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On the day February 8th you get to post all the fake friends you have no offence to the people who get posted.
“Have you heard it’s national fake ass friends day today today will be great ”
Don't let Ben Shrimpo fool ya. He's fake. He literally got caught on a mic saying "cut out the part where I said 'pansexual'". Don't believe me? There's more! Remember how he claimed that Trump would supposedly destroy conseratives? Stay away from him🍤
Ben Shapiro (A.K.A the fake conservative): Can you cut out the part where I said "pansexual"? Yeah that sounds kinda weird.
Me: Oh look who it is.
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