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A girl who used to be sexy but grows up to be a prune.
guy 1- "Dude, do you remember that smokin hot Ashley chick from highschool?"
guy 2- "Yeah man, shes an old gray mare now."
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Kid who has graduated from the hormone hell of being 13 and tries too hard to act like they're older than they actually are. Still tends to be rather immature. Can be found in high school as an annoying freshman.
"I'm 14 and finally in high school so that means I'm super adult now. AM I RIGHT BRUH!"
-Typical 14 year olds
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The greatest board on the planet, with even greater people on it.
see also: OT's
"ooooh, your on the net?"
"yeah..."
"whatch'a on?"
"Old timers of course!!"
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Beacuse women often live longer then men if a man can live long enough there will be a lot more women in his age group that men. So then he can have his pick of old women. If you like that kind of thing.
This is called old man's pick.
Granpa has old man's pick now.
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A type of strategy which will cause one to horribly lose at an Infantry Defense map in Starcraft. Refers to the 'leaking' effect one gets when ones defense is insufficient for the hordes of enemies.
"Damn your Old Man Bowels, Andy! You're leaking scourges!"
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A pervert who uses shitty usernames for Roblox, Minecraft, and CoD, and makes bad sex/lesbian jokes.
Stupid fucking eleven-year-old
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A middle aged man who hangs out with younger guys trying to feel young again, but is still an old bastard. An "old balls" is usually a racist and likes to drink beer and jack daniels while sitting around making fun of stupid porch monkeys. "Old balls" likes to hear about other peoples sex stories but has none of his own stories because again, he's an old fart. This person also has been known to give a dutch ruder or two and is known to leave crows nest everywhere he goes.
Guy 1- Did you see what Old Balls did last night?
Guy 2- No what the fuck did the old fucker do?
Guy 1- That mother fucker got shit faced off jack n coke and sat around talkin shit about them dumb knuckle draggin forty drinkin yard apes, then he got caught in the bathroom giving Garrett a dutch ruder and left a crows nest in the shitter!
Guy 2- What a fuckin gooncock!
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