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When seeing a girl with such a nice ass, all your male instincts take over and you know you have to get some.
Steve: Hey, see that cashier at #9?
Kevin: Yeah man. That's so nice, I'd tap that twice!
To fade away and die just like Spider-Man did in Avengers Infinity War.
Friend: Go Commit not feel so good.
Spider Man: I don't feel so good.....
*Fades Away*
1. The phrase in which we all suffered extreme trauma.
2. A phrase some would use in order to torture us.
1. “Mr. Stark? I don’t feel so good.”
*hyperventilating violently which tears streaming down face* “DAMMIT PETER!”
2. Friend: *coughs slightly* “I don’t feel so good.”
*cries* “No... Peter.”
Friend: “who the hell is peter?”
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When you perfectly telegraph your emotions with body language and abnormal behavior, and no one notices.
Screaming so loud you're silent is what George was doing when he was angry.
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The BEST (and most iconic) 80's song!
Whenever I think of the 80's, the song I Ran (So Far Away) plays in my head.
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When a persons leg is so itchy they ask the question.
Dharma is itching her leg and screams, "Why is my leg so itchy?!"
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