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When a big thing goes inside a small space.
I want you to park that big mack truck right in this little garage.
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A burger that comes with spinach
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the You Spinach Me Right Round Spinach Burger, you should try it!"
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Someone either bot liked at all, or someone very popular most likely told you this. What they're talking about is cutting themselves across the wrist horizontally will get attention, while not killing you, and vertically will actually hurt you badly.
Random person, "Left and right for attention, up and down for results."
You, "Huh?"
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Basically when some pisses you off or screws you over aka fucking you in the asshole.
Becky: I spilled your starbucks
Brad: Wtf becky are you fucking me in the ass right now?
Becky: Sorry
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An extremely stupid pun that everyone hates and the person who says it has lowered his bar by a lot.
The person who says it normally laughs and thinks it was a smart and fun joke.
1+1=3 Aint right, its left.
OMG I can't believe Trump is president, am I right or am I left?
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When you are just laughing with friends and one of them say “we are having so much fun right now” even tho your not really.
Me: HAHAHHA
Friend: we are having so much fun right now
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A phrase used in a situation where your ears or your eyes will not even believe what is going on. So your tits are there to change up a common phrase to help express the amount of shock and sensory overload you are going through.
Receiving a terrible grade or getting in trouble at work and then finding out moments later that, that one person who really turns you on either has a significant other or doesn't want to be with you...and then realizing you have the shits
..."I cannot believe my tits right now"
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