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a small, wrinkled ending of a certain boy's vital apendage which has a tendancy to 'wink' at other boys.
Ben: "Aaaargh! Ryan, buy some bigger shorts man!"
Ryan-noticing his wrinkler advancing towards Ben exclaims "No! Down junior, we dont like boys now do we!...do we?"
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Everyone's true Senpai. The objective of all of our lives is to attract his attention. He also gets more pussy than you could possibly imagine. If only I could be like him...
"Notice me Ryan-Senpai!"
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Ryan trans r da hunkiest guys in town. if u see a wyan twan u know can immedetly see his bulging muscles and large pea Ness. rhiana train r also vewy calm so dey r fun to hang out wit. they r known go be gud at games. fo exemple, one moment he beet u at leeg, next moment he beet u meet.despite beweing calm weewan treetans know carot E. if u mess wit a chingong treepan he can beet the nigerian out of you.
"look at det Ryan Tran over there"
"the on wit da mucles or da one wit da diamond 3 tea mom skilz"
"no da on hang out wit dat hunko boby"
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Stupid fucking fool. Honestly probably a rapist. Always trying to rape little asian girls.
AAAAAGHHHH Creepy-Ryan is following me
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1)He is Deadpool.
2)He is a God among men.
3)Even he makes fun of Green Lantern... because we all know it was a shitstorm.
4)He is fucking hilarious.
5)He is married to Blake Lively and we are all secretly jealous.
6)Follow him on Twitter... Like really guys it is worth it.
7)He fought to have FOX make the Deadpool movie for 10 years at the request of the internet.
8)When Deadpool was finished being filmed he STOLE THE FUCKING SUIT. Why? CAUSE WHY THE FUCK NOT?
9)He is a bad ass and will steal from FOX like nobody's buisness
10)The internet loves him. He deserves it.
11) The most sexist man in human history
Person 1: Who is Ryan Reynolds?
Person 2: We're not friends anymore...
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Because you are an uncultured shit. Time to make the Chimi-fucking-changas.
I was watching free guy and I found out how attractive Ryan Reynolds is.
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