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An enormously fat ass that is so big that it can obliterate planets and make girls with tankass look anorexic and pixie-ish.
She's let her slight tank ass grow into a full blown Death Star ass.
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When a man fits all five of his fingers into a womens ass and then pulls them out. He then proceeds to open his palm and stretches it toward the sky.
At the company picnic this girl got a chocolate north star.
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When one is having sex with a woman when she Is heavily pregnant and, as the babys head leaves the vagina and pushes the male penis out, one turns ones attention to the newborn and does some damage.
I was prowling the hospital last night when I came across this hot chick and I totally Alabama falling stared her.
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/Noun/
1. A Young adult story written by New York Times Best Selling Author John Green
2. A book that you can throw at someone's face after tying eight bricks to it, yet it will still not hurt as much as the actual story.
I was literally crying in the fetal position for a week after I finished reading The Fault In Our Stars.
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Any event that happened after May 25 1977, the day Star Wars was released.
Bob : When did you meet your wife, Tom?
Tom : Post-Star Wars in 1980.
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Adjective. Eyes that are bright and brilliant, like those of porn stars seen on the big screen.
Court~ "Who is that girl? She has Porn Star Eyes."
Jordan~ "Thats Amanda S. Her eyes are so bright and brilliant."
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Someone who picks the chunks off their ass
Man: Your brown star has many clingons
woman: what?
Man: you better call the brown star farmer
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