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Getting Sex from an extremely hot redhead.
Often abbreviated as RSC
Angie scott really wants some red snatch cookies!!!!!!
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Cities that have no personality. Each suburban home looks the same with the exception of house color, dullsville.
See: Dallas, OKC, etc.
They drove through the city, each suburb, each house looked the same for miles, Joe remarked "It's a damn cookie cutter city!"
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farting in ones hand (containing the expelled gas in a hollow fist) and giving your partner or mate a taste by the contents by running your "cookie" over their nose/face...
hey honey.. have u ever had a dutch oven cookie
No.
smell this...
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A horrific sexual act too disgusting to describe. Usually involving a squirrel and three chop sticks.
I love you even though you burn my cookies..
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A medical condition of the nipple found solely on African-American women. This condition engulfs 64% of the breast, and is characterized by a pinkish hue with chocolate chip-esk, dark spots that litter the entire surface. Out of each spot will grow white hair of a pubic quality that will reach lengths of four to six inches. This disease is contracted upon passing a certain body weight along with a certain amount of hours straight of inactivity.
Hey, look at those hairy cookie nips!
Tasty hairy cookie nips are my favorite!
Oh my gosh! What happened to all the hairy cookie nips?
Mommy, Daddy said "hairy cookie nips" when describing you. What does it mean?
I think my hairy cookie nips spread to my genitals.
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A overrated cookie from the game cookie run kingdom that I fucking hate so much he should just go and drown in water then die I hate him so much
Person: espresso cookie is my favourite character
Other person: stfu and never speak to me again
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The plethora of little processed micro-chocolate chips from the last of a box of cookie crisp, that accumulate at the bottom of the bowl. upon finishing cereal, one may drink the milk, and with the final gulp, may indulge in a mouthful of General Mill's finest softened cocoa caviar delight. The milk-penetrated chip-u-oles melt in your mouth. If one cared to open ones eyes during the consumption of such a delicacy, one would notice that their treat resembled caviar.
I giggle at how regal we are with all our Dom Perignon and cognac soaked lobster tail, yet I do so envy Parker over there; he's currently partaking in some Cookie Crisp Caviar. Dick.
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