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blue veined log jam

When you are a man and you have sex and a few hours later you have to pee bit the crusty jizz is blockng the way causing a sharp pain.

"Damn man I forgot to clean things off after I banged Sheila last night. Thought I peed glass for second."

"Dude, blue veined log jam... you always forget."

by Leper Khan November 16, 2017


Jam-Banana

Synonymous with goofy goober.

You kids sure are couple of jam-bananas!

by Zmanimal54 December 28, 2022


Boner Jams

Music that contains the sound of a womans singing voice intended to give hands free feeling of an orgasm

Amy Lee from Evanescence give me a boner every time I listen to her music, Evanescence songs are true boner jams

by Shaelyn hater April 4, 2021


Jam Toucan

The result of stupid rifle shooting cleaning techniques. The Jam Toucan can occur with any forbie half or full. If a person is able to create a Jam Toucan with a half forbie they either have a low IQ or are new to shooting. Full forbies should not be used and so if any person creates a jam toucan with a full forbie they are to be poked for 5 days straight by everyone and everything.

Dude, Sam just did a Jam Toucan!! He's such a Namal!

by The_Rifle_Shooting_Guy June 18, 2018


jimins jams

a very cringey and unfunny overused joke that new bts fans use

army: look at this picture of jimin! He's so pretty
no jammer: jimins jams LOL 😹

by dwlvrs January 21, 2021


Chocolate Toe Jam

When one person jams their big toe in the other persons asshole and then the receiver of the jamming proceeds to lick it clean.

“Bro my girl gave me a Chocolate Toe Jam last night, now my asshole hurts and I have a funny aftertaste in my mouth.”

by ToeLover338 May 13, 2022


fireman's jam

Cum.

Yeah baby, spray me down with your fireman's jam.

by CrustaceanStacean March 22, 2023