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when you shove a cucumber or carrot or other salad item up the rectum
Steve : youll never guess what i did last night
Raol : salad bum again?
Steve : yep, yummy
A hairy salad is when a man wants his girlfriend or partner to eat his ass like a salad with excessive spitting
Dude: Bae give me a hairy sloppy salary
His girl: a wha-?
A hairy sloppy salad is when a man wants his girlfriend or partner to eat his ass like a salad with excessive spitting
Code among men for when they want sex
Sally: Why did you send all those dick pics?
Tom: I have salad bowl syndrome
Sally: um ok then
When whatever you are doing or attempt to do become a buttfucking mess.(aka a total shit show)
Can all be used as the word to describe cumming on a girls pubes that contains lots of dingleberry like hard crunchy crouton bits, the cum is the dressing.
When your retard friend makes a shlop salad out of your plans.
Damn that guy dressed that girls shlop salad nicely.
Some creep who walks into your table at a restaurant and punches your salad if you have some. He tends to ask you for a lot of money for doing it but if you dont give him the money he calls the cops on you.
Person 1: What is your job?
Person 2: I'm a salad puncher.
Person 1: Oh.
A yummy virgin that just looks like she's begging for cum.
That girl is a Yummy Salad. Lets follow her into that bathroom now.
When you ejaculate on your partners asshole and then eat out their asshole.
"Hey baby, my shitbox needs some ranch salad "