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The Year of Sponge Baths

A period of time during which one must provide unnecessary care for a significant other because the individual is overly needy.

Avery had to miss the Boys to Men concert because it was the year of sponge baths with her worthless boyfriend.

by Slamb Doctor September 14, 2019


moose years

When you turn 33

Oh, you’re turning 33? Happy moose years!

by Greyk March 23, 2024


Year of big flee

The year trrill decided to drop his nuts and Sh** on n*****

This is the year of big flee damn he poppin shii

by Big flee July 8, 2024


snooze-years

When you don't have plans for New Year's Eve and you spend it sad and alone.

What did you do for New Year's? Snooze-years...

by your-tits January 1, 2014


The attorney said that Texas' murder statute calls for 99 years in prison, but not assault.

The attorney said that Texas' murder statute calls for 99 years in prison, but not assault.

The attorney said that Texas' murder statute calls for 99 years in prison, but not assault.

by plssn April 11, 2020


new year new 🧱

Blocking someone on new years. Bosh

New year new 🧱 bye hoe

by Keth December 25, 2022


Light Year

A theoretical unit of measurement used by NASA and related illuminati "scientists" to sell you a completely false cosmological paradigm.

Nasa Scientist 1: I can't wait to rip off tax payers with the heliocentric bullshit.

Nasa Scientist 2: Yea it'll take these dim wits several light years to get the joke.

Nasa Scientist 1: yea lol, wankers

by Basedaf111 August 8, 2022