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pretzel day is on april 26, it's also the day we praise to auntie anne's and wetzels like jesus harold christ
Person 1: "it's pretzel day! i heard they have discounts."
The national holiday for bazzing and chiefing a friend or family’s bazz
Yo bro! Happy national bazz day!
Celebrated annually on January 20th
Creighton Beats Marquette Day fun fact: Anonymous eagle is the worst account on twitter
August 5th is national ass grabbing day. Grab any Girls/Guys ass with no penalty.
Yo aiden it's National Ass Grabbing day, you know what that means!
On October 19th, if you are 5’6 3/4 then prepared to get came on! Preferably in the mouth. Gang bangs are allowed and recommended. So watch out!
National 5’6 3/4 Jizz on Day :
Friend: “It’s the 19th of October, open wide!”
Friend 2: “Please don’t do this..”
*fills mouth with sticky cum and creampies*
Someone that’s been authentic, loving, genuine and intentional since the first day you met them and never changed character.
Stephen Hampton from Berkeley was a1 since day 1 ask anybody.
It is the day of the mothers, whose baby’s are still in the mothers womb. The nurturing mother still deserves a celebration for gods sake.
When someone’s baby is still in the womb on Mother’s Day / you: well that’s why I celebrate “womb moms day” on may 15th? For mothers who’s baby is still in the womb dumb fuck😂