The male side to a "dick dumpster" or a "cum dumpster".
A very promiscuous male who frequent the local " cum dumpster" depository.
His dick will stink of the many dumpster dives he has done.
Karen the cum dumpster took in a nother donation from Mike; he is one big dumpster diving dumpster dick.
When your dick is not big, but it has hella mass.
-Daaaaaaaaaamn, he got a condensed dick, it made me cum in like 2 minutes.
When a man enters a female without a condom. And ejaculates into her which throws her ph balance off.
“Toby nutted in me and I asked him not to... now my ph balance is off.. he gave me E.coli dick.”
When your dick hurts a lot, like so much it feels like you just banged your friends mom, or like you just banged a pine cone wall either one works.
Omg I’m so dick hurt right now.
Attempting to sell something in a strong or offensive way.
How did she get so much for that house? She must have given them the dick hurt!
The act of putting many buckets of cum onto a tarp and using it as a slip N slide for your whole family.
What do you have planned for the party?
I've got a serious dick N slide ready.
if you eat shrimp noodles you 100% of the time have a shrimp dick
Girl: You eat shrimp noodles?
Boy: Yes? Why?
Girl: LMAOOOO HAHAHAHA YOU HAVE A SHRIMP DICK!!! Shrimp noodles=Shrimp dick