I don't know how but dylan's are always the best friends but the stupidest people.
Dylan is such a great friend, but he's a fucking idiot
A boy with greenish blueish eyes, brown hair that flips to the left. A Dylan is childish in the good way that makes him hilarious. He’s creative. He’s amazing at drawings and will draw anything for anyone, at anytime. Nobody knows if he’s looking for someone to love at the moment, but there’s definitely one person he’s very close with that is seriously crushing on him. Once a Dylan makes a friend, everyone knows he’ll never lose that friend. A Dylan. A trustworthy guy.
Look there’s Dylan. He’s my friend. I know i’ll never lose him.
A particular person who cannot keep their dick in their pants. Constantly trying to slide in girls’ dms, he gets friend-zoned at least twice a week.
Girl 1: “omg this guy called Dylan won’t stop texting me”
Girl 2: “what’s he saying??”
Girl 1: “hey i know you’re not horny but what if i get you in the mood? ”