A virgin mobile or mobile virgin is an otherwise experienced girl or woman in there late twenties or older who prefers to act innocent as though she were a virgin. This person goes around to different boys or men in order to have sex acting as if she were innocent in order to get laid, when in fact they have monster body counts. She is usually asked to leave either before or after intercourse when the male in question determines if it is a person worthy of their time. This female usually bounces around between guys and has trouble finding a boyfriend or man to be loyal too because they are stuck acting as if they are in their late teens or early twenties when in fact they are considered to be old or are now insecure in their age. Typically a female who has yet to have had a child.
Adam: She's had 20 guys in three months, she's a virgin mobile.
Aid: Oh yea. Who?
Adam: Me, you, that guy Al, the guy over there Mr. Pin, the guy down the street O Yeller, the other one up the block I forgot their name and the guys in that house, and a certain someone's roommates.
When someone is a virgin but still acts like a whore
Me:man Riley’s being a virgin whore again
The opposite of hot furry anal sex. (Hairless is better than Skinless)
Man, you still watch Hot Furry Anal Sex? Get good and watch some Cold Hairless Vaginal Virginity.
Sorta like a "virgin Mary", but instead a dude that gives a virgin birth out his ass.
Did you hear? Scientists found a Virgin Harry in Somalia!
Wow, how much did the Baby Poop Jesus weigh?
Beaner 1 ) *on ft with Beaner 2* Hey Beany have you had e-sex before
Beaner 2 ) n-nn-no I’m still an e-virgin
someone who's never even smoked weed, but they wanna 👍
guy1: are you a stoner?
guy2: nah, i wanna try weed tho
guy1: ah, so you're a reggae virgin!