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Virgin Mobile

A virgin mobile or mobile virgin is an otherwise experienced girl or woman in there late twenties or older who prefers to act innocent as though she were a virgin. This person goes around to different boys or men in order to have sex acting as if she were innocent in order to get laid, when in fact they have monster body counts. She is usually asked to leave either before or after intercourse when the male in question determines if it is a person worthy of their time. This female usually bounces around between guys and has trouble finding a boyfriend or man to be loyal too because they are stuck acting as if they are in their late teens or early twenties when in fact they are considered to be old or are now insecure in their age. Typically a female who has yet to have had a child.

Adam: She's had 20 guys in three months, she's a virgin mobile.

Aid: Oh yea. Who?
Adam: Me, you, that guy Al, the guy over there Mr. Pin, the guy down the street O Yeller, the other one up the block I forgot their name and the guys in that house, and a certain someone's roommates.

by TheGenuineVirgin October 30, 2022


virgin whore

When someone is a virgin but still acts like a whore

Me:man Riley’s being a virgin whore again

by raybeez August 04, 2022


Cold Hairless Vaginal Virginity

The opposite of hot furry anal sex. (Hairless is better than Skinless)

Man, you still watch Hot Furry Anal Sex? Get good and watch some Cold Hairless Vaginal Virginity.

by Foiloiup December 14, 2022


virgin harry

Sorta like a "virgin Mary", but instead a dude that gives a virgin birth out his ass.

Did you hear? Scientists found a Virgin Harry in Somalia!

Wow, how much did the Baby Poop Jesus weigh?

by segin December 31, 2013


E-virgin

Haven’t had e-sex yet

Beaner 1 ) *on ft with Beaner 2* Hey Beany have you had e-sex before

Beaner 2 ) n-nn-no I’m still an e-virgin

by Frogtoes November 28, 2021


reggae virgin

someone who's never even smoked weed, but they wanna 👍

guy1: are you a stoner?
guy2: nah, i wanna try weed tho
guy1: ah, so you're a reggae virgin!

by Dumbskateremo November 09, 2023


Virgin vibes

My friend Gary, that is all.

Gary gives of major Virgin vibes

by Kanin03 November 09, 2020