dead pack

When the weeds dead

Me:I'm smoking on some banging ammy, what you smoking on g

Friend: im just smoking on something I got out of town it's homie

Me: we can't be dealing with that dead pack weed should of come to your boy

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MLG is dead

A phrase said by noobs and normies who doesn't know what a meme is and if MLG will turn back.

You have uploaded an MLG video:
- Comment #1: MLG is dead bro. don't make it anymore, no one will watch it.
- You: NORMIE!!! Delete your comment right now or Shrek will eat ur goldfish.

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Dead site

A website that has not been visited or has had any changes in a very long time but is still on the internet. This site is considered to be dead. Dead sites can be revived.

abynrml.com is a dead site because it hasn't been used in 3 years.

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dead deer

Used to describe a stag (man about to be married at a party), who gets caught in a situation in which he's truly busted.

Jack: So, Nancy saw Joe and Dana at the stag party, huh?

Dan: Yeah, Joe's so a dead deer.

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Dead Duracell

When you are having intercourse with a deaf girl and her hearing aid keeps ringing untill the batteries are competely drained.

I totaly gave the girl from the school for the deaf the dead duracell last night.

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Dead baeb

When a dead baby is sent to a couple of mates via message and it spreads irl and becomes a problem

Oat fuck, did you hear about Morge And the dead baeb

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Dead pecker bench

The long wooden bench outside of a country store in the south. Where old men gather.

Grandpa and all his buddies were sittin on the dead pecker bench talking about the war.