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one who is being a total fuckin idiot and deserves to eat a womans douche
my friend kyle was being a douche eater last night
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George W. Bush
Donald Rumsfeld
"What a couple of fucking douche bags"
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A vape pen. So called because usually only douches vape.
Brad's over there sucking on his douche pipe.
a large vehicle for the transportation of douche, ie... more douche than just a douche bag
That dude just tried to rip me off, he is such a douche vessel
Sidney Crosby is a giant douche vessel
Jerry Jones is the original douche vessel
This guy that used to lead you on but then went totally crazy once you bailed. Now he IMs you constantly and send you random pictures of himself... and his kid... and dog... even a nude. He talks about all his sexual conquests hes had since you, but he still thinks about you... all the time. He's psycho and weird and you think he might actually murder you if you don't leave state... or the country.
Oh God. Stalker douche is back.
Shit... Stalker douche is blowing up my facebook since I unblocked him.
(n): A man or woman that is attractive and a bit of a d-bag. See also: Adam Levine.
Adam Levine would be a tall drink of water if he wasn't such a hot-douche.