unblocked

OH THANK THE LORDS SOME GAMES STILL LIVE ON THE SCHOOL WIFI

HOLY SH*T SERVIV.IO IS NOT UNBLOCKED

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Unblock me

A term used by butthurt losers on YouTube in a vain attempt to gain the favor of another user who blocks said loser.

Loser: UNBLOCK ME PLEASE

Normal YouTuber: No. GTFO.

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Cock-Unblockable

Much as the expression itself implies...

A phrase used to describe one's ability to attract/score with women sexually.

The state of being impervious to a cock block.

Say what you want about dicks being stoppable, but that mutha-fucka is cock-unblockable!

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unblocked games

A popular search term by students who instead of studying play games on school computers.

"Yo bro, you know any good unblocked games websites"
"eh, I use spgames"

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unblocked games

Games that are not blocked at school

Person 1: reccomend any unblocked games sites?
Person 2: I like MK Games.

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Cock Unblock

The act of cock blocking your best friend unintentionally, but quickly realizing and bouncing it back with some sort of compliment to them, such as a large penis or can bench a large sum of weight.

Dude, those Appletinis last night were the shit!" *realizes girl* "And man, when you accidentally showed me your footlong, I almost shat myself!"
"Wow, nice cock unblock!" the mysterious woman announced

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Creative Unblock

A sudden and true realization (of your own thoughts and truth) that usually occurs after smoking good weed or consuming large amounts of alcohol.

AFTER PARTYING ALL NIGHT WITH HIS FRIENDS; CHRIS EXPERIENCED "CREATIVE UNBLOCK" AND REALIZED HOW INSIGHTFUL HE REALLY IS.

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